Adventurer, take these items to aid you in your quest…

Help slay relationship demons with this set of Zelda inspired greeting cards! Choose your favorite key item and send the geek in your life a wonderful surprise with this gift set of greeting cards featuring some of Link’s most powerful survival gear!

This set includes the following 12 cards:

Compass – You’ve never steered me wrong
Heart Container – I love you more than a thousand (hearts)
Raft – You take me to places I’ve never been before
Potion – You make me stronger
Shield – You’re my protector
Meat – You satisfy my hunger for adventure
Blue Candle – Our love could light a hundred dungeons
Blue Rupie – I love you this many…
Boomerang – Wherever you go I know you’ll find your way back to me
Magic Sword – I would slay demons for you
Red Ring – I promise to keep your enemies at bay
Bomb – You are literally the bomb

Suffering with a low-level piece of crap sword to defend yourself.

It's Dangerous to go Alone

http://ow.ly/9Ha03 A new series of minimalist art prints inspired by Zelda and the iconic figures from the past. This print features the quote “It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this.” as the old man living in a cave presents Link a low-level piece of crap sword to use agains the marauding hoards of dangerous beasts that populate Hyrule.